The women patiently listen to your awful attempt at flirtation. When you're done, the first says, "Wow."
"Yeah," the second chimes in, "that was just awful."
"I actually feel kind bad for you," the first woman says.
"Yeah," the second says again, "you'll definitely die a virgin if we don't help you."
The first woman nods her head in agreement. "Do you want to come sleep with us, just so you can have sex one time in your life?"
Well, that wasn't exactly how you might have expected that to go. You weren't really prepared for anything but rejection. With how you just talked to them, why should you expect anything else? Either way, now there are two beautiful women waiting for an answer.