You present one middle finger to each of them saying, "Thanks, but I'd rather have dignity than herpes." That said, you lower your weapons and spin on your heel to walk away. Wow, did you really say that to them? You pat yourself on the back (figuratively, so as to not lose face while you're walking off) for being so bold and cold. Although they're right, and you will eventually die a virgin, you still have your pride, and you get to wake up from your mediocre dream first.