No, that's a little fast for me.

You answer with a negative; you are simultaneously excited at the prospect and turned off by the meanness and bluntness. "I'm sorry, but that's a little fast for me," you say, "but maybe you'd like to do something a little more traditional for our first date, like Brazilliam jiu-jistsu."

Unfortunately, you seem to have offended the two of them. Although they don't say as much, they do pounce on your with claws extended like cats lunging for the same mouse. Once they have you, they tear you apart like two cats fighting over a mouse, as well. You tragically die a virgin, as the women foretold.

Now that's romance.

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