Praise for Memento Mori
Here you will find some of the outstanding reviews given or made up about this work. Please note that all comments documented here are commputely true, factual, and accurate except for when they are not.
"It's unlike anything I've ever read."
-Unknown
"Look out, Bible; there's a new false idol in town!"
-Ron Howerd
"If this were a three course meal and I were a starving hobo, I might sit down and take it in. Without those conditions or some serious financial encouragement, however, the best thing I can say about this abomination is that is would be great for the person needing an excuse to gouge their eyes out."
-Bill O'Riley
"Who are you again?"
-Dean Kuntz
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know."
-Mark Twain
"For best results empty cat box once a week and clear with warm water and mild detergent."
-a bag of kitty litter
"Well, it looks like a book, even though I see that is says it isn't. Listen, really, I'm not associated with the New Your Times or any other magazize; I just work here, so what size would you like your latte?"
-New York Times
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-Lorem Ipsum