"Alright team," you say, "our job is to deliver a package to somebody down here on planet XJ7-2QY. The package is very large and alive, if not sentient, so be careful how you handle it." You gesture to the giant cardboard box taking up half the room. It's moving and screaming. Everybody is ready to make this delivery and get home, but you're a little curious, and since you're the boss...