You want to know exactly what's inside, making all that noise, so you give the order to get ready and go to the box while your crew is distracted. You peel back a strip of tape and hold open just a corner of the cardboard. I immense furry hand shoots through the opening, grabbing you by your face and pulling you directly back in. It's a silent and lightning fast attack; your crew doesn't know where you went. In the dark of the box, you can't even see what sort of creature has you before you're torn apart. Your crew, ever diligent to their mission, go on the deliver the box and head home.