Might as well mingle with the locals, you suppose. Besides, after a long day's ride, you've worked up quite a thirst. Hopefully whatever piss they serve here is palatable. "Bring me a pint!" you belt out, and somebody does. You toss them a coin and take a drink. It's warm and could very well be literal piss. If it's actually beer, it's the worst you've ever had. Can it really be this bad, or is somebody playing a fatally stupid prank?