You're sure it's just beer, so you tilt the glass of vile brew back and take it in a single herculean gulp. As you finish, you hear a few snickers from around the room. Then there's the taste in your mouth. Yes, that definitely was piss. You throw the mug across the room, sending it to shatter against a distant wall. "You think that's funny, do you?" you scream at the room. Now everybody is laughing. "Is that funny?" They laugh harder. You pick up a mug of ale and slam it into one laughing peasant's face. "Was that funny?" you shout. Nobody is laughing now, but many of them are standing up, surrounding you. "I think this is about to get real funny," the biggest one says before he scoops you up like a child. They drag you outside and take turns beating and kicking you until...well, they go on longer than they have to, anyway.