Opera

"It's definitely opera for me," you tell her. "All the best jams are from operas."

"Oh yeah," she says, "for sure. Opera is, like, my favorite band." Wait, does she not know what opera is?

"Yeah," you say, not sure how to go on, "it's pretty good stuff."

"I love opera. I listen to it all the time." Now you know she's just full of shit. Is she just saying this stuff to earn points with you? "Do you wanna, I don't know, hang out and listen to opera some time?" Yeah, that's definitely what she's doing. What a strange experience for you. You're flattered and insulted all at once. She bats her eyelashes at you. Oh, did she actually want an answer?

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