With a sigh of resignation, you pick up a decorative landscaping stone and approach your car. You didn't want to do this but, then again, you didn't want to be locked out of your car. You didn't want your home to be a jungle. You didn't want to forget your cell phone. So far, you haven't really wanted any of this day, so what's one more thing? Besides, at least you'll get the satisfaction of hot-wiring a car. You, being the clever type, smash out the passenger window so that you won't have to sit in a pile of broken glass, then unlock the doors. Starting the car is easy, as you've seen it in a million movies; you just reach under the steering wheel and touch a couple wires together.
Just as the car is starting, you hear a rap on your unbroken window and look up to see a uniformed police officer standing nearby. You smash the window out with your rock and say, "what seems to be the problem, officer?"
He frowns at you, saying, "Well, you're stealing this car."