You take a step back, daunted by the superior foe. Look, guys," you say, "can't we work something out here? You don't really want to do this, do you?"
The head primate speaks. "Actually," he says, "this is kind of what we do for fun around here. We really do want to do this."
"Oh," is the best you can think to reply. "Well, we can work something else out, right? What if I give you..."