You discuss the book with her for a few minutes, focusing on the statements made about politics and government as embodied in the characters in the book. She listens patiently, then says, "You haven't actually read this book, have you?"
Of course, you have not. "Of course, I have," you answer.
She stand and walks away, leaving you to discuss literary theory alone. You sit and talk to yourself about books you haven't read until you wake up, still wondering exactly what "Crazy Cock" is about.