"My wallet was stolen," you tell the shop keeper, handing back the item. You're not sure he completely understands, but that dirty look tells you he at least gets that you don't have money. With your money and cards already gone, you decide to head back to base and cut your losses. On your way back, you step on a hard rock, hurting your foot. You look down to see that your boots have been stolen. As you look around for the thief, your pants fall down; your belt has also been stolen. Bending down to pull them back up, you see that they've already been stolen, as well. You cluth for your shirt, to keep it from being stolen, but it's already too late. You have only socks and underwear left now and...oh, no; not those, too. "Shit," you say aloud just before you're arreseted and publicly executed for your indecency.