Knowing there's no way to escape a crack down of this magnitude, you submit to the armed police officers and go with them of your own accord. They handcuff you and roughly throw you into the back of the cruiser. Rather than heading down to the police station, however, they're taking you directly to court. Well, isn't that convenient? The judge sees you immediately, but only long enough to declare, "You have been charged with littering!" He then pronounces you guilty and says that you're to be executed.
"Isn't execution a little extreme for littering?" you ask.
The judge replies, "Contempt of court! Execute him twice!"
Despite your continued protests, the judge walks out and none of the guards will respond to you. Rather than speak at all, they simply walk you out to the gallows and affix a noose around your neck. "Any last words?" your executioner asks.
"Yeah," you say, "I'd really like to say that..." You're interrupted by the breaking of your neck and and a sudden lack of oxygen; the executioner has opened the platform beneath you and let you tumble to your death.