Rather than risk the inside of an ancient pyramid, you stand outside in the desert heat. You try turning on the air conditioner in your car, but all you get from your attempt is a puff of sand. Looking under the hood, you see that the whole engine has been replaced with sand. Well, that's too bad. Some water would really hit the spot, too, but you're also without that. You can see an oasis in the distance, but it's obviously a mirage, so you lean against the pyramid and slowly die of dehydration and heat exhaustion.