You quickly cover yourself, remembering that you've forgotten your pants. Now you're standing at the counter of a dusty motel and asking for a room without your trousers on. "Alright," the man at the desk says, "but there is an extra nudity fee and there's no smoking in the rooms." You agree and pay because you have no choice, but the extra cost leaves a sour taste in your mouth. Then it occurs to you: without pants, you can't go out to get pants, and if you don't get pants, you'll be paying this ridiculous fee forever! The sheer terror of paying a no-pants fee for the rest of your days wakes you up screaming.