Well, that was a fun line of thought, wasn't it? You decide to change the radio station to the Imperial March (yes, that's on the radio right now) and pretend you're flying a TIE fighter instead of a Hyundai. It's fun for a minute, as you soar around and blast your lasers at enemy X-Wings. Unfortuantely, you have imagined yourself in the role of what is colloquially known as a 'bad guy.' One of the side effects of this is that you can't hit anything. Even more unfortuane is that you're not in an actual space ship. If you were, your evasive maneuvers might have been enough avoid oncoming traffic. That is unfortunate, isn't it?