Whatever the cause, you won't let one minor apocalypse come between you and your work. You arrive at the office, and of course nobody is there, either; there's nobody anywhere. This makes for an easy work day, as the phones don't ring a single time after you clock in, meaning you can handle the entire queue alone. You revel in the boredom of waiting for calls which will never come. At some length, you fall asleep at your desk. When you wake, you're back in your own bed with your alarm reminding you of another work day to come.