You stroll across the park with your target in your sights. You approach the dad, patting both of his children on the head as you come closer and pushing the mother aside. "Hey there, tough guy," you tell him with your best sly smile. "Happy father's day. Can I call you daddy?"
"Ugh," he exclaims as he slaps you across the face with a greasy hot spatula.
His wife is already on the phone. "Hello, police? A strange man just came up, touched my children, then made a sexual advance on my husband."
"We'll take care of it, ma'am," says the police officer who materialzed behind you to put your hands in cuffs.
"Wait," you try to say, but the cop doesn't let you finish; instead, he clubs you over the head, knocking you out and abruptly ending your dream.