"Hey fellas," you say to the elderly gentlemen playing their board game, "looks like your arteries aren't the only things getting harder around here."
One looks up at you and says, "What's that supposed to mean?"
You sigh. "It's an erection joke," you say.
"Oh," the man says back, "I used to get those sometimes." Both of the old men laugh, but you don't think it's very funny.
"So, wanna come back to my place?" you interject. They don't answer. The old man who had been talking simply sweeps your feet out from under you while the other lifts himself up and starts bludgeoning you with his walker. It doesn't take long before the geriatric gents have reduced you to jelly.