Call and answer, "the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow."

You've heard the question. You've dialed the number. Now you're on the radio and it's your time to shine. The host reads the question back to you and without hesitation you give the best answer you can think of "The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow."

"That's right!" the radio announcer says. "Congratulations!"

Suddenly, you're so rich that you literally have enough money to fill a swimming pool. Being a life-long fan of Scrooge McDuck, you do exactly that once your money comes in. You're in you first few days of wealth when you jump from your diving board head first into a pool full of gold coins. As a rational person might imagine, you collide with the solid coins and die a tragic death.

You also win a Darwin Award, so congratulations on that, as well!

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