You ignore the comment and get to your work day. The chances that he would be picking up your mom are already pretty slim, but you know her, and she's not the type to do anything like what he's suggested. You complete your work day normally and go home (your mom has sorted it out by now, right?). You're sitting on the couch when the doorbell rings. Imagine your surprise when you open the door to see your boss with his arm wrapped around your mom.
"Hi, son," he says, "your mom and I just thought we'd swing by and say hi before we give you a baby brother."
With no other possible course of action open to you, you simply die right there on the spot.