You're not going to be pushed around. You're going to take some initiative and show The Man that you don't give a damn. You pick up a puppy from the local animal shelter and drive the fluffy buddy home in your lap. Once home, you set the puppy down, prop your phone up to record the deed, then wrap your hands around the puppy's neck.
Oi! What the hell are you doing? You wake up afraid of yourself, unsure of exactly what evils you're capable of.