What better thing to do in a strange and foreign land than drink, right? You find a bar, and find that they're generally very similar in every culture. You drink, then drink some more, and soon you're laughing it up with one of the locals, even though you can't understand a single word he's saying to you. He says something loud, gives you a high-five, and the whole bar starts laughing. That's when you get the idea that he might be making fun of you. You stop your merry-making and take in the scene. "Oh," says the native man, "soldier boy see joke now! Gig is up!" and laughs some more. You, in true Western world fashion, respond by smashing a fist in his face. Unfortunately, you're out of your element here. When you attack on of their own, the bartender pulls out a shotgun and, well, the rest is history.