"I agree one-hundred percent," you tell her, "men are just trash."
"Well," she says, "thanks for the cosign, but that's really not what I'm saying at all."
"Okay," you say with a smile, "sure! You're right about that, too!"
"Are you even listening?" she asks.
"Great point," you anser, "that's just what I was thinking." She sighs and walks away from you. "Sure thing," you agree to nobody, having not noticed your coworker's departure, "that's exactly it." After a few more empty affirmations, you start to wake up.