You step through the office door, with The Bee Gees following closely behind, determinedly strutting along and generally making known that cool is now in residence. "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk," says Barry meaningfully to an office temp. Typical, trust a celebrity to horn in on your action. You've been plucking up courage for WEEKS now, but you might as well forget it. Meanwhile, Maurice is playing a set of bongos that he has conjured up from somewhere. You see the boss coming towards you.