You buckle your safari hat firmly onto your head and dive into the sting ray pool. The creatures are majestic and friendly. It's truly amazing to witness life in a biome like this. From nearby, a previous unseen onlooker calls out, "hey."
You rise out of the water, adjusting your safari hat to see him better; it's just some guy with a harpoon gun. "Yeah?" you ask.
"You're acting like Steve Irwin, swimming with sting rays, making some joke about how he died, right?"
You think for a moment and say, "Yeah, I guess that sums it up."
The man nods and says, "You know, I really loved that man," then fires a harpoon through your heart, similar to the stinger of a sting ray.