You pick up the phone and dial the extension to your boss's office. This alone is frowned upon, and you're not even sure you're supposed to know this extension, but it's all in good fun.
"What?" your boss answers.
"Hey, boss," you say as you wave at him through the glass windows of his office. "This is Judy, the woman who does all that assistant stuff. I think you have a stupid face. K, bye." You hang up the phone and proceed to laugh hysterically. You're still laughing when Judy walks by, face wet with tears and stained with mascara, and suddenly it all feels...not so funny. No, you decide, this is not a good thing that you've done. You've ruined something that woman had for no reason better than your own enjoyment. You let out a sigh and wake up feeling like so much trash.