You prepare a large sugrary bowl of cereal and add a generous serving of milk, then scarf the whole thing down as you sit and sift through your mail. It's mostly junk, but you have a letter from your doctor that could be worth reading. You finish the last of your mega-sweet dairy-infused grain bites and open the letter. It's a quick notice to alert you that you have diabetes, a gluten allergy, and that you're lactose intolerant. Well, shit. That sucks.