All this singing business is starting to get old, and that principal is really being a jerk. If only there were some other more violent way to handle situations like this that didn't involve sensitive emotions or words or music. Oh, wait! There is!
You sock the principal squarely in the nose. He staggers back with blood running over his mouth and chin. He reaches under his desk and pulls out...a gun? Really? What the hell is this, Texas? He points his dangerous gun control laws at you and blows you away.