You look exactly like my future ex-wives.

Unsure of which woman to hit on, you choose to try both. Of course, your pickup line is absolutely terrible, and they're not at all impressed, but at least you're trying. You lay it out there for them, the only line you could come up with, and neither girl says anything. They simply exachange a look, then look back to you. They exchange a look again, and this time a nod, then they look back to you. You're expecting at least one of them to start immediately making love to you, but you're surprised when the closest woman punches you in the nose. The second goes for a punch to the gut, pushing you over once you've had the wind knocked out of your diaphram. Once on the ground, the two women take turns kicking you in the torso, until your organs start to fail one at a time and your vision fades to darkness.

Actually, they both thought your line was funny; they just have dignity.

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