You offer your best goofy wave and smile, even open your mouth to talk, before you realize there's another man approaching from behind you. Judging by that first glace, he seems to be more handsome, kind, wealthy, charming, and intelligent than you are. You start to walk shakily away, but catch bits of their conversation such as, "what a weirdo," and "oh my God, can you believe that guy?" Rather than go on, you decide to simply die of embarassment.