You look down to see that, not only is your dog taking a dump, he's doing it right in front of the woman you're trying to talk to. "Oh no," you say as your dog finishes his bowel movement and steps away, "I'm so sorry; I'll get that."
"What was that?" she asks, stepping closer to hear you. Her sandaled foot slips right into the turd. She looks down, suddenly horrified, and begins to vomit all over you and her friend. Her friend, seeing the disgusting mess, begins to wretch as well, both of them coating you in a vile glaze. It's enough to make you gag, as well. You wake up with the taste of vomit in your mouth.