Call work to tell them you'll be late.

You prompty turn on your screen to dial into work. Your boss praises you for your commitment to work, even in the face of a day of bizarre adventure. He says that, because you're such a dedicated worker, you should take the final step and become a real robot; the only difference is that you won't have to take your single daily bathroom break. You awake, sitting straight up, wondering if this exciting opportunity might actually be available.

You've probably seen some people who have had the same operation performed.

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