Capture him in a leg lock.

You twist around the murderous monkey, entwining your legs with his in a lock that would hold any man fast. Applying general human combat techniques to animal foes, however, is somewhat counter indicated, as your foe slides out of your grasp as easily as if he were water. You struggle to restrain him, but the more you get twisted and tied, the more you become restrained yourself. Soon he has you in a leg lock, an arm lock, and a head lock; he's got every bit of you held, and he's squeezing. How did he get so strong? First your muscles burn against the force, then you start to feel bones cracking, crumbling. He stops once he has turned you into a contored wreck and leaves you there to die crippled and alone.

Why did you try to wrestle a monkey, anyway?

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