You fell in love with George Harrison because of...My Sweet Lord? Really?
The image of Dream suddenly appears before you. "With all due apologies, the human author of our tale would like to break the fourth wall to interject briefly."
Dream's features twist and contort until he becomes the mythical Author. The Author says, "Look, I understand this is a popular song, so there must be many people who agree with you, but...really? Did you know he had to pay damages for copyright infringement regarding this song? I could get past that if the song weren't just otherwise bad. I'm sorry if you really do like it, but I don't think we can continue this relationship any further given our philosophical differences. We should really end here just on principal."