You think for only the shortest moment then blurt out, "I was attacked by a pack of wild gazebos on the way here and they fed the breadsticks to some ducks." Maybe you should have thought a little bit longer.
"Wrong!" the customer exclaims. "The reason you didn't bring them is because I didn't order any!" After this statement, with your own nonsense still at the forefront of your mind, your head is so twisted and confused that it simply explodes.