"Well," you say aloud to yourself, "no sense letting a perfectly good pizza go to waste." You brush off some of the detritus that came from being stomped upon and open the box. Although the pizza is a little worse for the wear, it still looks edible. You start to dig in with both hands and, yes, it's good! It's reall good! In fact, this might be the one pizza to rule them all: the Master Pizza. It's the kind of pizza people only dream of. You content yourself to eating the delicious discheveled pizza for the remainder of your dream.