You strut away from the monkeys in your derby hat, lookling like you're either Butch Cassidy or the star of A Clockwork Orange. As you meander through the jungle, various animals wearing cute hats wave and greet you (except the snakes, who don't wave). Smiling at the friendly animals as you pass, you soon come across another group of monkeys, but these seem different. Wait, those aren't just any monkeys, those are THE...
Before you can complete your thought, they break into song: "Hey, hey, we're The Monkees! Some people say we 'Monkee' around, but we're too busy singing..." There's a moment of intense pain, but it quickly passes as your head bursts open under the pressure of the music.