Any number of perfectly happy cats live outdoors. It's a fine place to be if you're a cat. At least, that was your thinking. This cat, however, has scratched and clawed at you and is now threatening legal action?
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Your primal rage takes over and you attack the cat! You use Thigh Swat! It's not very effective... Russell takes 3 damage. Russell uses Sad Eyes. You are frozen with remorse by Russell's Sad Eyes! You cannot attack! Russell uses Cat Dander! It's super effective! You take 9 damage. You're too busy sneezing to attack. Russell uses Paws of Fury! You take 284 damage. Oh no! You have fainted! |
When you wake up, you're awake again...obviously. You're actually awake this time, however.