You never saw him again after stealing the funk.

You think back to the day you stole the funk from Old Gregg and hopped on that submarine with your band mates. You had been nothing, but the funk made you musical superstars. Your concerts attracted dozens of fans, patrons, and lonely bar-goes with nowhere else to be. And best of all, you never had to see Old Gregg again.

Unfortunately, Old Gregg kept track of you. You remember when he told you, "You must love me exactly as I love you," don't you? If you do, you probably also remember him saying that he would "deal with it," just like he did with Curly Jefferson. If you have nothing else good to say about Old Gregg, at least you can say that he is a man...no, a thing of his word.

Death by mangina.

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