Find something else for him.

You can't feed the poor cat another smaller cat, can you? You must have something else in here to feed him... Do cats like popcorn? You decide to pop some up and find out. You take it in to Russell once it's finished and sit down to share it with him. "Thanks," he says, "I was famished." He picks some up with his paw (does he have thumbs?) and puts it in his mouth. You do the same, munching on a few puffs. "Wanna watch a movie?" The cat eats another piece of popcorn while he thinks. "Ever see Robot Death Killers 4? I was thinking about watching it on WebFlikz." And so you spend the rest of your dream watching B movies with a talking cat...

At least it's not a completely mundane ending.

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